tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81545132183774682382012-02-16T16:41:16.710-08:00Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14019896595119442335noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8154513218377468238.post-3103980838294524412012-01-26T11:56:00.000-08:002012-01-26T12:11:39.507-08:00- Call the police and file a police report<br />- Contact parents<br />- Contact banks to close/freeze accounts<br />- Contact cell phone carrier to freeze account<br />- Contact work<br />- Curl up and find comfort that those bastards can and will burn in hell<br /><br />Sporadic fear and anger and freezing moments in-between...<br /><br />Please stay safe.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8154513218377468238-310398083829452441?l=organized-mess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14019896595119442335noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8154513218377468238.post-83455441491202900702012-01-24T21:28:00.000-08:002012-01-24T21:39:31.382-08:00<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ycn-10872943">not quite how I'd put it, but the sad reality</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8154513218377468238-8345544149120290070?l=organized-mess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14019896595119442335noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8154513218377468238.post-44780892943420101492012-01-22T19:48:00.000-08:002012-01-22T19:49:59.849-08:00thank you again NY for another reason why I hate you :(<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8154513218377468238-4478089294342010149?l=organized-mess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14019896595119442335noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8154513218377468238.post-44641267126731248742012-01-18T10:39:00.000-08:002012-01-18T10:41:29.165-08:00Less than three months!!!<br /><br />And as for a follow-up: What's in a "Blushing Bloodless Bloody Mary"?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8154513218377468238-4464126712673124874?l=organized-mess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14019896595119442335noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8154513218377468238.post-62324580877194655052012-01-12T20:04:00.001-08:002012-01-12T20:52:55.158-08:00<span style="font-size:100%;">It's been a LONG!!! time since I've told this one, but I saw someone today that reminded me of my favorite of favorite drink/joke:<br /><br /><blockquote>What is a bloodless Bloody Mary?</blockquote><br />(Highlight below for answer and comments :D)<br /><br /><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;color:white;" >Vodka with a celery stick!<br /><br />Extended notes: You can add olives etc except tomato juice and Tabasco, but it is the celery stick that makes the drink and makes it healthy!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8154513218377468238-6232458087719465505?l=organized-mess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14019896595119442335noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8154513218377468238.post-12129709897698189582012-01-11T21:32:00.000-08:002012-01-11T21:38:47.901-08:00I had a really bad eye twitch today. Probably popped a blood vessel laughing at a horribly funny joke about puppies chasing their own tails. I looked like a crying pirate. <br /><br />On the flip side, I think this is the universe telling me that I am needed on a beach somewhere. Drink rum (or coconut drink with umbrella and crazy straw), dig for treasures, and all that. Just need to find a eye patch and parrot... and ship and crew and other piratey things.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8154513218377468238-1212970989769818958?l=organized-mess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14019896595119442335noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8154513218377468238.post-90457743672310867732012-01-11T21:22:00.000-08:002012-01-11T21:39:26.236-08:00This is for one of my many resolutions for 2012:<br /><br />I may not always respond to emails or calls or whatever, but here's my attempt to be out there (again). I proudly present my randomness, if you ever need a peep from me.<br /><br />As I was told by a wise woman, I don't need perfect sentences, coherent thoughts, or even perfect spelling to reach my friends. (Let's see you take this back once I start this!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8154513218377468238-9045774367231086773?l=organized-mess.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14019896595119442335noreply@blogger.com0